Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(