What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

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What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

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What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!