What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you