What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '