What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.