It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
He had to get a new goat !
With a crowbar.
because it was too tired.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
She needed more concentration.
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
P and O.
A carb-o-rater
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Because they have to go by the book.
It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
Spine
A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis
