Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

Spine Jokes More Spine Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Sis Jokes More Sis Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis