What kind of bug can survive all winter?

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.