What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.