What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

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What do you call an insect with magical powers?

A spelling bee.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."