What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

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What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.