How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!