What kind of dance does your mother do?

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

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What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.