What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

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What kind of limes open doors?

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What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Beef on WIC

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What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?

The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..