What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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What's worse than lime?

Sublime.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.