Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is