Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

War Jokes More War Jokes

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...