What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.