What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head