What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!