What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

How did michael hutchence take his drugs?

Inxs

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What's a superheroes favorite narcotic?

Heroine