What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

What is a drug addict's favorite series?

Really anything with a strong Heroine

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!