How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams