Snort Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke