Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
He thought it was Coke!
The snort quack.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
She couldn't find the Dior
Judo
cake.
She thought it was diet coke.
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
gets arrested*
There's never a line for the bathroom.
Three lines
Because she thought it was Diet Coke
Michael J Fox opening a can of coke
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
