Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
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Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
He thought it was Coke!
The snort quack.
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
She thought it was diet coke
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
By Bony Express.
Wars end.
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
A: Chump day.
It gets curvy.
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Shorts!
A sturgeon.