What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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They got Snowden.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Make it Tso's Number One."

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist