What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist