What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.