What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

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Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!