What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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Steamed Vegetable.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun