Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

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Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Pith Jokes More Pith Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.