What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

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What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*