What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!