What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

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What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

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Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!