What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

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What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !