Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.