You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
When he turns into his cage !
Dont look at me I'm changing
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
About an hour
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.