You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Give her a shovel.
A funny bunny
You can't! You don't know which witch is which!
A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
None, it is a hardware issue!
does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
Tire-less
One. But he gets three hours credit.