Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk