What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

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They go fission.

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A receding hare line.

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Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.