Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
Danke.
They're both the master race!
Umm in a cake.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
A palm tree!
Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
So the Germans can march in the shade.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
The Germans like shade
There's never a line for the bathroom.
A. They Line Down :-)
Because german soldiers like to march in the shade
Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit
they're both Paris shooters