Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

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bach bach bach time to return to

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Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Sushi could get to the other side.

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What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"

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Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times