What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.