What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...