What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

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What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.