Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.