Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."