Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.