How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Where did Sally go during 9/11?

Everywhere

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside