How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.