How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

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What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.