What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.