What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?

Something that goes straight for the juggler !