How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Dress Room Jokes More Dress Room Jokes

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*