Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
I don't know, Juana guess
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
So he was ribbit for her pleasure.
They are cheap.
It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.