Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

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Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.