What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

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What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

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Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl