What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

How do you tell jokes?

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.