What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

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What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas