What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.