What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.