What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.