Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.