What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids