What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

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What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.