What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !