What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.