What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.