What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke?

Inuit-endo

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.