What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

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Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....