What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.