What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'