What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.