What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.